kollywood spoof

There are only 842 Girls left for every 1000 Boyz in the world. Save Girls! We can save Tigers later. Puli kutti venuma? (Pulla)kutty Venuma? Yosinga pa !!!

That was a status message in my friend's fb page, which I and many others shared and it inspired in me a cool Kollywood story:

*********************************************

Vijai Anto V i hear they're even gonna make a movie on dis subject : puliya pillaiya! :P ;)
4 hours ago · LikeUnlike
#
Vijai Anto V latest update ::: actor ajith interested in dis touching n social reforming subject!! await further news!
4 hours ago · LikeUnlike
#
Vijai Anto V hah! done deal: ajith's next masala entertainer on dis subject wit a twist in d plot : Puliyin pillai !! .. no points for guessin d plot! :P :D
4 hours ago · LikeUnlike
#
Vijai Anto V omg!! dis is blowing up big time! now even actor Vijay wants a piece of d action! will ajith relent?? will we see the 1st vijay-ajith starrer ??
3 hours ago · LikeUnlike
#
Vijai Anto V
AAAAwesome breaking fantabulous news!! ajith relents! on his part, Vijay forgoes 3 idiots shootin, much 2 amir khan's relief! Shankar meanwhile hits d jackpot of shooting da 1st Ajith-Vijay starrer/thriller/drama/social message/masala enter...tainer !!!
official title : PULIYA PILLAIYA KUTTIYASee More
3 hours ago · LikeUnlike
#
Vijai Anto V
psssssssssstt: top secret breaking news 4m shankar's office:: plot sketch revealed !! " 20 yrs into da future no more tigers as mankind opts to save womankind. Ajith is a scientist who's created a robotic-tigers to reserve ecology but tiger...s start to think n attack civilization in huge nos. hence in a desperate attempt to recreate the lost tigers ajith embarks on an epic adventure to meet the Son of the last surviving tiger - Vijay, who's puliyin pillai!! but ajith's gf is attracted during the course to vijay. who'll get d girl ? scientist/tigerboy/another tiger ?"